GREG GUTFELD: ‘Blockbuster’ PGA Tour merger with Saudi-backed LIV Golf reveals the media’s bias outrage

I like each one among you. Some greater than others, although. Happy Wednesday, everyone. So tonight, we’re main with golf. I do not know why, however we’re. Perhaps it is as a result of I do know a lot about it and by a lot I imply little or no. When I hear ‘fore!’, I consider what number of occasions I stand up at night time to pee. When I hear a few good sand wedge, I image myself in a thong in Cabo. When I hear a few handicap, I consider my favourite spot to park and once I hear of a foursome, I take into consideration the wild weekend I as soon as had with The Jonas Brothers, however for as soon as, there’s precise information. 

The PGA Tour and Saudi backed LIV Golf are merging in a historic partnership that has rattled the sports activities world to its very core. Yes. Yes. It’s a blockbuster deal that I do not care about, however it apparently settles an intense 12 months lengthy feud that is led to a cut up amongst our nation’s {golfing} treasures. True, the golf world hasn’t seen a mud up this large since Tiger Woods’ his ex-wife caught him along with his putter in a Perkins waitress sand lure. And this may solely imply one factor.

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Wouldn’t it? Last 12 months, former President Donald Trump, who obtained flak for internet hosting a LIV occasion at his luxurious New Jersey golf membership, predicted this merger would occur on his Truth Social Network. So now he is praising the deal, writing, “Great news from LIV Golf. A big, beautiful and glamorous deal for the wonderful world of golf. Congrats to all!” Yeah, massive, lovely and glamorous, the identical three adjectives I used when staring on the mirror on my ceiling. And, , since Trump loves this massive, lovely deal, the Democrats have gotten to hate it. Senate Dems are calling on regulators to look at the merger and Dick Durbin expects the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to probe it as effectively, and what about previous Joe?

REPORTER: Do you might have a touch upon the PGA merger with LIV? Do you assist it sir?

He’s planning on being within the PGA as what, garden fertilizer for the course. What’s happening! All proper. So I do know what you are pondering as a result of we’re loads alike, what does this all imply for the game of golf? I imply, it is Saudi Arabia, I imply, does the sport itself begin making adjustments like hiding IEDs and sand traps? Are the main tournaments nonetheless going to be 72 holes? Think about it, I imply, do you get a virgin for every? And when you get a gap in a single, do you lastly get to fulfill Osama bin Laden? Don’t even get me began on what occurs at holes 9 and 11. It’s why we do not do golf. Predictably, the media are shedding their minds.

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CNN: This is only a scenario right here the place cash talks, okay? Money talks and morality can get in the best way of it and for a lot of, cash finally ends up profitable.

MSNBC: Everybody’s getting wealthy on this deal, everyone’s getting wealthy… I do not know the way you go from calling them terrorists to calling them nice enterprise companions?

MSNBC: Donald Trump, the PGA additionally shoved him out and his golf programs off of the PGA Tour, effectively, now he can come proper again as a result of he is already in mattress with the Saudis.

I do know. Imagine that, doing enterprise with the Saudis. Don’t we already do enterprise with the Saudis? These are simply among the U.S. companies concerned in Saudi Arabia, PepsiCo, Raytheon, Hilton, Boeing, and that is simply to call a number of. They’re additionally one among our prime 5 sources of petroleum imports. So perhaps getting upset now over a golf merger appears somewhat too late within the recreation. But additionally, did the media get this bent out of practice over China’s enterprise dealings with the NBA? I imply, they’ve ladies and youngsters working 15-hour days to make sneakers for among the greatest toes on the planet. When mockingly, the makers have the tiniest. I do know, they informed Enes Kanter Freedom to close up and dribble after which they benched him.

‘SICKENED BY IT’: PGA-LIV MERGER WORRIES SENATORS WITH SAUDI ARABIA’S HUMAN RIGHTS RECORD IN THE BACKDROP 

Where are they when President Xi violates human rights prefer it’s par for the course and by no means thoughts that lethal viruses spewing from his crappy biolabs like a clown throwing confetti at a parade. But households of 9/11 victims are upset, too, since LIV Golf is owned by Saudi Arabia, house of the terrorists who carried out the assault and so they have some extent. Fact is, Saudi Arabia does have a popularity worse than Kevin Spacey at Chucky E. Cheese. But then why can we run our automobiles on Saudi oil? Why did not we invade them after 9/11 whereas blasting Rock the Kasbah by the Clash? It would have been the right probability to see if our weapons may beat our weapons and why did Joe Biden not too long ago fist bump one among their leaders? Thankfully for Joe, at the least, the chief was really there. But two issues may be true without delay, Saudi Arabia can have a dismal human rights document, and this new golf league could possibly be a enjoyable sport to observe, , when you’re mixing skunk weed with DayQuil. 

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So are we actually all that shocked that the large inexperienced God received the day, particularly when the large orange one informed you it might occur? Nope. Sadly, it is like that antisemitic hack Ilhan Omar as soon as mentioned concerning the Jews, “it’s all about the Benjamins,” and that was her worst bogey since marrying her brother, allegedly.