Golden Globes Host Jerrod Carmichael’s Monologue in Full: ‘Awkwardness’

Golden Globes host Jerrod Carmichael opened the eightieth version of the awards with a blistering monologue about race.

Beginning with an understated entrance telling everybody to “settle down,” Carmichael then addressed the elephant within the room.

“I’m here because I’m Black, I’ll catch everyone in the room up,” he began earlier than explaining the controversy surrounding the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s (HFPA) points with range.

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Jerrod Carmichael arrives for the 74th Emmy Awards on the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California, on September 12, 2022. He is internet hosting this 12 months’s Golden Globes.
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“I won’t say they were a racist organization but they didn’t have a single Black member until George Floyd died, do with that information what you will,” the comic continued.

For a long time, the HFPA did not have any Black journalists amongst its 87 members who represented 55 nations. The group hadn’t included a Black member since a minimum of 2002, when former affiliation president and board chair Meher Tatna joined, she informed Variety in 2021.

The 2022 ceremony was not telecast after a lot of Hollywood determined to boycott the occasion due to the HFPA’s lack of range.

Carmichael’s speech garnered loads of robust commentary on social media.

“The feeling of discomfort and awkwardness in the room during jerrod carmichael’s monologue could probably power a country #GoldenGlobes,” tweeted HuffPost editor Philip Lewis.

Here is Carmichael’s speech in full:

“Settle settle, settle settle, settle settle. Settle people. In the back, let’s be a little quiet here, everybody. Let’s be a little quiet here. Everyone. Hello. Welcome to the 80th annual Golden Global Awards.

“I’m your host Jerrod Carmichael. Sure. Sure. And I’ll let you know why I’m right here. I’m right here as a result of I’m Black. I’ll catch everybody within the room up.

“If you settle down a little bit, I’ll tell you what’s been going on. This show the Golden Globe Awards did not air last year because the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, which I won’t say they were a racist organization, but they didn’t have a single Black member until George Floyd died.

“So do with that data. What you’ll.

“I’ll tell you how I got here. Why am I here on the stage with you guys tonight? Well, I was at home, making mint tea. And I got a phone call from my man, Stephen Hill. Stephen Hill, a great producer and he said, ‘Jerrod, I’m honored to be making this phone call.’ He said, ‘I’m producing the 80th Golden Globes and it would be an honor if you would agree to join as the host.’ I was like, ‘whoa.’

“You know. Like one minute you are making mint tea at dwelling. The subsequent you are invited to be the Black face of an embattled white group.

“Life really comes at you fast, you know? So I said, ‘Stephen I’m torn, I’ll be honest with you, I’m a little torn because, you know, I want it to be a great opportunity. Thank you for the call, but I’m only being asked to host this, I know, because I’m Black,’ and Stephen said, ‘let me stop you right there, Jerrod.’ He said, ‘You were being asked to host this show because you are talented. You’re being asked to host this show because you’re charming.’ He said, ‘You’re being asked to host this show because you were one of the greatest comedians of a generation.’

“But Steven’s Black. So what does he know? Like he is producing this present as a result of he isn’t white, they don’t seem to be gonna inform him why he is right here both. So I mentioned, ‘Steven, this can be a lot for me, let me name you again.’ So I did what I do when I’ve an ethical racial dilemma, I referred to as the homegirl Avery, who for the sake of this monologue represents each Black particular person in America.

“And I said to Avery, I said, ‘Avery, they asked me to host the Golden Globes.’ I said, ‘You know, what should I do? ‘And she said, ‘Oh, boy, I’m so proud of you. Now remind me which award show is that again’ and I told her about the show and I told her about how last year it didn’t air because of the no Black people thing.

“And she was like, ‘Well, how a lot are they paying you?’ And I mentioned, ‘Well, Avery, it isn’t concerning the cash. Honestly, it is concerning the ethical query of relatively I ought to enable.’ And she mentioned, ‘How a lot are they paying you?’

“And I said ‘$500,000.’ And she said, ‘Boy, if you don’t put on a good suit and take them white people’s money,’ and I kind of forget that, like, where from we all live by a strict rule, take the white money mentality. I bet Black informants for the FBI in the ’60s, that like their families were still proud of them.

“Like, they have been, like, ‘You hear about Clarence’s new job? They pay them $8 an hour, simply to snitch on Dr. King. That’s a great authorities job.’

“And I call Steven back and I said, ‘I’m happy to do this and I was really proud of that decision’ until I got an email from a publicist saying that Helen the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association wanted to have a one-on-one sitdown with me. And I said, ‘No thanks.’

“You know, a entice after I hear a entice.

And I assumed it went away, then they got here again, ‘Well they’re not likely asking, proper?’ They’re insisting that you simply take the assembly and I’m like, ‘or what? They’re gonna hearth me?’

“They haven’t had a Black host in 79 years. They’re gonna fire the first one? I’m unfirable.”

“And it came back again, a third time like, you know, [saying] ‘Really, she just wants to educate you on the changes that the organization has made in regards to diversity’ and I’ll be totally honest with everyone here tonight. I don’t really need to hear that. I took this job assuming they hadn’t changed that all.

“I heard they received six new black members, congrats to them, no matter. Sure. But It’s not why I’m right here. I’m right here. Truly as a result of all of you, I look out into this room and I see quite a lot of gifted people who I love, people who I want to be like, and people who I’m jealous of and other people which might be truly actually unimaginable artists and no matter regardless of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s previous could also be.

“This is an evening where we get to celebrate. And I think this industry deserves evenings like these and I’m happy you all are here. I’m here. And I hope you have some fun tonight. I’m a little over time but they figured it out. I’m sure.”

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